The MOWA Speaks
I apologize for the eternity with no posts. This will probably continue through the middle of December when work slows down a little. In the meantime, I've turned the blog over to the MOWA....
It's a fickle, fickle world of quick camera changes, high-speed internet, and fast food. And apparently short-lived celebrity crushes. I feel the need to rework the list of seven I presented on this blog just a few short weeks ago.
Not that I think that (1) I will ever have the chance to meet any of these people much less interact with them or (2) that I would cheat on my husband even if Bob McGrath was crooning "Who Are the People in My Neighbourhood" under my window. But one needs to keep up these lists...just in case.
Topping the list is currently the aforementioned Bob McGrath, better known as Bob from Sesame Street. I know what you're thinking...is he still on that show? Yes. And he's 73, which makes him a "seasoned" lover, not "disgusting" as my friend informed me when I told her I got a little horny when we listened to the Platinum Sesame Street album. An interesting turn of events--Bob was not a childhood crush. But now I love the way he exclaims, "oh, I love Christmas!" on the CD. Another interesting turn, I have not actually seen Bob McGrath since I was a child--we do not watch the television show. I am basing this crush entirely on his whitey white voice.
Next on my list is Dave Lieberman, celebrity chef on the Food Network. I have already decided that we need him in the family. Mostly because he has a cookbook, but also because he taught me how to brine a turkey for Thanksgiving. He's really cute and really apologetic, like someone who has made an entire meal comprised of your worst food allergies.
Which leaves us with a jumble of other people who currently are running a very distant 3--7 after the first two. I'm keeping Noah Wyle. Keeping Harry Potter. Keeping Elijah Wood. Replacing Jon Stewart with Steven Colbert. And really struggling between whether to dump Jennifer Aniston or Peter Saarsgaard.
It's a fickle, fickle world of quick camera changes, high-speed internet, and fast food. And apparently short-lived celebrity crushes. I feel the need to rework the list of seven I presented on this blog just a few short weeks ago.
Not that I think that (1) I will ever have the chance to meet any of these people much less interact with them or (2) that I would cheat on my husband even if Bob McGrath was crooning "Who Are the People in My Neighbourhood" under my window. But one needs to keep up these lists...just in case.
Topping the list is currently the aforementioned Bob McGrath, better known as Bob from Sesame Street. I know what you're thinking...is he still on that show? Yes. And he's 73, which makes him a "seasoned" lover, not "disgusting" as my friend informed me when I told her I got a little horny when we listened to the Platinum Sesame Street album. An interesting turn of events--Bob was not a childhood crush. But now I love the way he exclaims, "oh, I love Christmas!" on the CD. Another interesting turn, I have not actually seen Bob McGrath since I was a child--we do not watch the television show. I am basing this crush entirely on his whitey white voice.
Next on my list is Dave Lieberman, celebrity chef on the Food Network. I have already decided that we need him in the family. Mostly because he has a cookbook, but also because he taught me how to brine a turkey for Thanksgiving. He's really cute and really apologetic, like someone who has made an entire meal comprised of your worst food allergies.
Which leaves us with a jumble of other people who currently are running a very distant 3--7 after the first two. I'm keeping Noah Wyle. Keeping Harry Potter. Keeping Elijah Wood. Replacing Jon Stewart with Steven Colbert. And really struggling between whether to dump Jennifer Aniston or Peter Saarsgaard.
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